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Egg Shell Art

Create your own Faberge egg with an electric drill

Egg Shell Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Recreating a Faberge Easter egg made famous by Russian royalty

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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