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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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