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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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