Education Standstill

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown