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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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