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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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