Education Standstill

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey