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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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