Eat Here

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt. - Tom Colicchio

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com