Eat Here

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds