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Eat Here

Self service flatulent diner for unleaded customers

Eat Here thanks to Melanie Thompson

Redneck restaurant for those with high octane needs

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt. - Tom Colicchio

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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