Eat Here

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly