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Easter Style Stars
Extra-friendly beauties your shoeman has for you, kids
The changing face of fashion, style, clothing and shoes over the past years
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
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