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Dragon Buoy

How to slow down fast drivers in construction zones

Dragon Buoy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Slow Down and Go Around

Slow Down and Go Around... Study of questionable traffic signs begins

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. - H L Mencken

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon


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