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How to online exercise your dog

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Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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