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How to online exercise your dog

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Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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