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Dogsercise

How to online exercise your dog

Dogsercise thanks to Leo Rosten

Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It may not always be profitable at first for businesses to be online, but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online. - Esther Dyson


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