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Dogsercise

How to online exercise your dog

Dogsercise thanks to Leo Rosten

Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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