QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash