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Dogs On Dog Walking

Walking towards another ride

Dogs On Dog Walking thanks to Howard Chapman

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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