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Dogs On Dog Walking

Walking towards another ride

Dogs On Dog Walking thanks to Howard Chapman

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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