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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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