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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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