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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. - Joe Paterno

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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