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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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