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Dog Tired After Work
Some days just aren't long enough
Alfred the Great used to send his sons out with his hunting dogs
Dog tired is an old English phrase meaning to be physically exhausted. It's derived from an old tale of Alfred the Great who used to send his sons out with his kennels of hunting dogs. Whichever of his sons (Athelbrod or Edwin) were able to catch more of the hounds would gain their father's right hand side at the dinner table that evening. These chases would leave them 'dog-tired”' yet merry at their victory. (Wiktionary)
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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde
Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir
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In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard
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Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
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When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker
No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
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Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
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Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller
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If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi
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When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain
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If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde
Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker
No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner
Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi
Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors
When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
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