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Dog Tired After Work
Some days just aren't long enough
Alfred the Great used to send his sons out with his hunting dogs
Dog tired is an old English phrase meaning to be physically exhausted. It's derived from an old tale of Alfred the Great who used to send his sons out with his kennels of hunting dogs. Whichever of his sons (Athelbrod or Edwin) were able to catch more of the hounds would gain their father's right hand side at the dinner table that evening. These chases would leave them 'dog-tired”' yet merry at their victory. (Wiktionary)
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If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno
To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman
Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown
Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter
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Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
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Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker
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