Dog Tired After Work

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay