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Do You See A Bird or a Girl?

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Do You See A Bird or a Girl? thanks to Marlene Goodman

Artistic illusions - food for thought

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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