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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham


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