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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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