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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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