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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant