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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison


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