Divorce Yard Sale

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France