Divorce Yard Sale

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant