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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry