QuotaBillsGenerosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost
Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry