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Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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