Divorce Yard Sale

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato