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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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