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Disney Rejection Letter

Hiring Practices of Highly Successful Organizations

Disney Rejection Letter thanks to Barry McCartney

In 1938 women didn't do any of the creative work

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Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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