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Disney Rejection Letter

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Disney Rejection Letter thanks to Barry McCartney

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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