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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton


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