QuotaBillsExtinct: A dead skunk. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield
She who hesitates is extinct. - Gerald Barzan
Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden
When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie
I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner
I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen
I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown
In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch
These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater