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Dinosaur Bowling

Sign of a non-extinct sport

Dinosaur Bowling thanks to Tom Murphy

Sports for the elderly

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

She who hesitates is extinct. - Gerald Barzan

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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