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Dinosaur Bowling

Sign of a non-extinct sport

Dinosaur Bowling thanks to Tom Murphy

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Extinct: A dead skunk. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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