Dinosaur Bowling

Extinct: A dead skunk. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy