Dinosaur Bowling

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

She who hesitates is extinct. - Gerald Barzan

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy