#1 humor site on the 'net

Dinosaur Bowling

Sign of a non-extinct sport

Dinosaur Bowling thanks to Tom Murphy

Sports for the elderly

QuotaBills
Extinct: A dead skunk. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle

Brick Shoes

Custer's Last Stand?

Hand Held Tourist

Curly Heels

Bottle Sneakret

Removed Posts

Second Hand Work

Ostrich Fill Up

Calory Bomb