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Diabetes Sale

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Diabetes Sale thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Sign of Diabetes at the shopping mall

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave. - Dick Gregory

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today. - Steven Wright

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." - Steven Wright


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