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Desert Soccer Fans

The most dedicated World Cup fans aren't in Brazil

Desert Soccer Fans thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Football's craziest fans

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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