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Describe Yourself

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Abdicate: 1. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach; 2. Strenuous labour. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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