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Describe Yourself

Word Search puzzle to find your true identity

Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

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