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Describe Yourself

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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