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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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