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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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