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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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