Deer Hitchhiker
A deer way to learn about motorcycle safety
Beware what lies around the bend
QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz