Deer Hitchhiker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz