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Debt Sentence

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Debt Sentence thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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