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Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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