#1 humor site on the 'net

Death Foretold

Crocodile safety while swimming Down Under

Death Foretold thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of crocs in Australian waters

QuotaBills
Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus

Promote Yourself