Death Foretold

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao