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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank


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