QuotaBillsNewborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton
Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds