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Dad's Turn

Dad always shares when feeding the baby

Dad's Turn thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Teaching baby how the government does it

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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