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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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