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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

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The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

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Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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