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Cute Lion

Are you lion or telling the truth?

Cute Lion thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I always talk better lying down. - James Madison

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. - Brian Weir

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Numerals: Symbols used in a form of lying called statistics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. - Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. - Samuel Butler

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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