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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

Time Management - Learn better ways to manage your time

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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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