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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

Time Management - Learn better ways to manage your time

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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