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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Wanderbra: Designed to assist ladies blessed with an ample, and once firm, bosom that now wanders off in all directions at every opportunity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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