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Cosmetic Car

Car for the well-prepared feminist driver

Cosmetic Car thanks to Howard Chapman

Preparing for every possible situation and opportunity

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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