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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Never confuse motion with action. - Benjamin Franklin

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. - Jeffree Star

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien