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Corn maze confusion
QuotaBillsIkea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall
She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats
Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown
I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown
We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor
I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside