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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Never confuse motion with action. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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