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Corn maze confusion

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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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