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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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