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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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That guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns


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