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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin


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