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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Jeet: (Southern) Have you recently had a meal? Usage: 'Jeet yet?' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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