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Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters


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