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Computer Memory Family

Time lapse from diskette to flash drive

Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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