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Computer Memory Family

Time lapse from diskette to flash drive

Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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