Computer Memory Family

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney