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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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