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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

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Watching the coming and going of Historic Relationships

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Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Challenging the meaning of life is the truest expression of the state of being human. - Viktor Frankl

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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