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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson


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