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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

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Watching the coming and going of Historic Relationships

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Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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