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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

Come And Go thanks to Cornie Stevens

Watching the coming and going of Historic Relationships

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan

I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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