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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

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