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Cold Sermon

Looks like it's too cold to change the sign

Cold Sermon thanks to Barry McCartney

Signs of change at the Methodist Church

Being greeted by a warm sermon
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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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