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Cold Sermon

Looks like it's too cold to change the sign

Cold Sermon thanks to Barry McCartney

Signs of change at the Methodist Church

Being greeted by a warm sermon

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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