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Cold Sermon

Looks like it's too cold to change the sign

Cold Sermon thanks to Barry McCartney

Signs of change at the Methodist Church

Being greeted by a warm sermon

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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