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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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