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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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