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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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