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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson


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