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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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