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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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