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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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