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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler


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