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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot