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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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