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Pranks for the College Freshman

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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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