Cocoon Stage
Pranks for the College Freshman
Duct tape challenge prank
QuotaBillsLose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker
A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye
Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein
You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber
A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw
Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb
Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles
The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner
There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada
As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao