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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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