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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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