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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan


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