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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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