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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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