Clippendales

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright