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Luxury dog grooming in Kelowna, B.C.

Pooch Street Luxury Dog Grooming Salon - Luxury boutique, spa and daycare for dogs
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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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