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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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