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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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