QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon