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Christmas Balls

How to recycle your old Christmas ornaments

Christmas Balls thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Feed Santa Christmas balls this year

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Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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