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Christmas Balls thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Feed Santa Christmas balls this year

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux


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