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Cholla Claws

Do jumping cholla cactus really jump?

Do not be deceived in the Arizona Desert! Although Cholla cactus are small, they are very painful. Each needle is sharp and has hundreds of microscopic scales.
Cholla Claws thanks to Barry McCartney

Now I know why tequila was invented...

The “Jumping Cholla” (Cylindropuntia Fulgida, also known as the “Hanging Chain Cholla” and “Teddy Bear Cholla”) is a Cholla cactus native to the Southwestern United States and Sonora, Mexico. Better to visit a Desert Botanical Garden for a safer place to learn more about prickly natives.

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Debugging: Removing needles from a haystack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

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How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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