Chocolate Filling

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown