QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown