QuotaBillsHumanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie