Chicken Rider

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell