Chicken Photobomb
Barnstorming - brainstorm for pullet-zer prize winners
Picture-perfect pecking order
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell