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Cheesy Pizza

Homemade pizza for the girlfriend - with extra cheese

Cheesy Pizza thanks to Anna Travika

Starting a friendly pizza relationship

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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