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Cheesy Pizza

Homemade pizza for the girlfriend - with extra cheese

Cheesy Pizza thanks to Anna Travika

Starting a friendly pizza relationship

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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