QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell