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Chair Spin Day

Another day spinning wheels at the Office

Chair Spin Day thanks to Emily Brodeur

Coping with job stress

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are my center when I spin away. - Radiohead

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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