CensorShip
What kind of pun-e ship would you sail on?
Having So Much Pun with Illusions from joe-ks.com
QuotaBillsI don't give a ship! - Unknown
A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci