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CensorShip

What kind of pun-e ship would you sail on?

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Having So Much Pun with Illusions from joe-ks.com

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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