Caught by a Speed Camera
Why it's difficult to beat some speeding tickets
How to turn a Fiat Uno into a Fiat Oh-No
QuotaBillsOK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst