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Cat Tofu

How to make pet-friendly Tofu

Cat Tofu thanks to Keith Blake

Healthy Tofu recipes and cooking tips for people and pets

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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